Slimy sales guy tactic #972

Pretend like you know something you don't.

Sales guy: So are you a programmer or what?

Me: Yep.

SG: What languages do you program in?

Me: Mostly .NET languages

SG: Like C and C++?

Me: Nope, C# mostly, with a smattering of F#

SG: <Bluescreen>